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Week 7 – Tickets and Crashes and Drunk Driving, Oh My!
This week was all about cars, but not in the fun Oprah ‘here’s a free one’ way. Nope, this was about what not to do, or what to do when there’s a problem. Suzie got the class started, but then had to sneak away to do something else.
- Community Service Officers are civilian employees who assist sworn personnel.
- Community Service Officers take “stale” reports.
- If your car is 2008 or later it has a “black box” which will tell them exactly how fast you were going.
- Community Service Officers work the day shift but are on call at night.
- Female Community Service Officers assist in the jail when there are no female jailers.
- Police don’t take reports for a non-injury collision, it is a civil matter.
- Totally okay to carry proof of insurance on your phone now.
- Cars are engineered to crumple around you in a collision.
- Europe has higher safety standards for automobiles, so we usually benefit from that.
- Takata airbags will deploy with small pieces of metal which act like shrapnel and are very dangerous. Check here or here to see if your car is affected.
- 13% of the population is over 65. Aging changes the way light enters your eye, so no matter what you say, your vision gets worse when you age.
- Some older drivers tell officers that they don’t make left turns. (I take exception to this… Making left turns in certain places in LA is like playing Russian roulette. I frequently used to drive a longer route home before I moved to avoid left turns. If you avoid left turns because you can’t see or are a bad driver, that’s what makes it a ‘thing,’ not avoiding left turns just because they are left turns. I think that sometimes driving out of the way to approach a destination from a particular side is the safest thing to do.)
- You can request the DMV Re-examine someone who has a valid driver’s license if you believe there is some reason they shouldn’t be driving. The form is here.
- Airbags cocoon you, keep you in place.
- When cars are engineered, way more goes into the safety designs than you or I think.
- Taxi drivers are responsible for knowing the vehicle code, Uber and Lyft drivers don’t really know any more than the average driver.
- Uber and Lyft drivers may not have insurance that covers you.
- State requirements for reporting a collision: damage greater than $900 ~OR~ any injury, no matter how minor.
- Look ahead when you are driving and think about the time and distance it takes to stop your car.
- Wear your seat belt.
- If at first something looks dangerous, it is.
- You will not react as fast as you think you will.
- Hands free cell phones are still a major distraction.
- Unsecured pets in the car can be extremely dangerous.
- “We can’t stop the public from being the public” <– best quote from this section of class.
If I had to summarize this part of class it would be this: distracted driving is BAD. This is kind of another ‘duh’ statement, but I’m not just talking about texting or drunk driving or the things that are illegal. Flipping through radio stations (or iPod playlists), trying to eat a burger, talking on speakerphone, even talking to passengers can be a distraction. If you’re not paying attention for whatever reason you are dangerous. It’s not worth the potential crash/injury/death. It’s not worth risking the harm you could do to others. It’s just not. Pull over, call back later, listen to the song you hate, whatever it takes, just be safe.
- Traffic Services Officers assist both the police department and the fire department.
- Traffic Services Officers mostly do parking enforcement and citation (tickets.)
- Also traffic control.
- It’s more of a customer service job than anything.
- Sometimes traffic services is the first on scene for an accident and they have to call dispatch for EMS, Fire, etc.
- Don’t park with any part of your car in the red zone. It’s a $64 ticket and you know better than to do that. (I’m shaking my head at you in case you couldn’t tell)
- Parking in a bus zone is dangerous for all of the passengers trying to get on/off the bus, and will earn you a $304 ticket.
- In the above scenario it would be at an officer’s discretion to write the ticket as a red zone or a bus zone.
- Not having current tags is a $25 ticket unless you have a TOP. (temporary operating permit)
- If a car has tags that are 6 months expired, it can be towed.
- If a plate number comes up as expired but has valid tags the car is impounded and referred for investigation. (So if you’re one of those people who steals tags off somebody else’s car instead of paying the DMV for your own, it’s going to backfire on you in a big way. Also you’re an asshole.)
- In California you need two plates on your car or you’ll get a $25 “fix it” ticket.
- LPR = License plate reader, they find so many stolen cars this way.
- In Santa Monica it’s cool to park during street sweeping once the sweeper goes by. In LA you’ll still get a ticket.
- They’ll usually give you a 5 minute grace period off what the sign says.
- Parking during street sweeping is a $64 ticket. Broken cars are not exempt from this. Neither are cars with disabled plates/placards.
- Parking in a disabled space is a $399 ticket. If the curb is blue and there’s a sign it counts as a handicapped space, even if it’s not painted on the ground.
- In a green zone the time limit will be painted on the curb. (Disabled plates/placard have no time limit.)
- They are switching away from marking tires to using computer photos.
- White/loading zones are in effect 24 hours a day
- If your car has a clean air sticker you don’t have to pay the meter, but you can only stay for the posted time limit. (Disabled plates/placard have no time limit.)
- If a parking meter is broken you don’t have to pay, but the time limit is still enforced.
- They want to explain the situation to you and turn it in to a “teachable moment.”
- Be nice to them, they’re just doing their jobs.
Driving under the influence is such a big problem in our society* that there are officers who specialize in this. The officer who came in to teach us about this attended a specialized DUI school in Carlsbad.
*(Gee, who would have thought a society that glorifies both cool cars/fast driving and alcohol would have a problem with drunk driving? It’s a real head scratcher.) (Read that in the most sarcastic voice you can muster.)
A lot of abbreviations and acronyms were going to be thrown at us, so we started by going over what they meant.
- DUI = DWI = 502 = ‘Deuce’ = All mean ‘driving under the influence’
- Obs = Observation
- T-stop = Traffic stop
- SFST = Standardized Field Sobriety Test
- T/C = Traffic collision
- CVC (VC) = California Vehicle Code (vehicle code)
- BAC = Blood alcohol content
- PC = Probable cause
- “I’ve only had 2 beers officer” = “I’m totally hammered officer”
- Teens are in twice as many collisions as adult drivers
- Officers will ask you multi-tasking questions on purpose to observe how you respond
- If the officer smells alcohol in the car, they will try to separate the driver from the passengers. The driver might be ‘designated’ and totally sober while the passengers are three sheets to the wind.
- In the 70’s there were no standardized tests for when someone was pulled over, each department sort of made their own rules and guidelines.
- Some mouth sprays have a high alcohol content and can actually register as legally drunk if you blow into a breathalyzer within 15 minutes of using them.
- A breathalyzer will give results right away, and you’ll be arrested on 2 charges.
- A blood test means going to the station, results will be available in a month, and you’ll be arrested on 1 charge.
- Urine tests are no longer available.
- A DUI report is 16 pages of paperwork (at least!) for the officer, they’re not arresting drunk drivers just for fun. (Duh)
There are alternate tests, but the three main field sobriety tests are:
- Horizontal gaze/Nystagmus
- Walk & turn
- One leg stand
For the record those are the same “tests” I get every time I see my neurologist, and I always flunk. When I was first diagnosed with MS I was given a lot of advice, but one of the things that really stayed with me was “expect to be stopped by the cops in public” and to “always carry medical records proving your diagnosis.” That was 8 years ago and I’ve never had to produce medical records to any law enforcement, but I have them on me at all times and as I get worse I expect it’ll happen eventually. I have a friend with MS this happened to, but the officers were nice and offered her a ride home when they figured out she wasn’t drunk in public she was just having a particularly hard time walking that day.
At this point Suzie had returned to the room and was quietly hanging out in the corner.
Notice the bottle of wine that mysteriously appeared when Suzie did? Yeah, me too.
After discussing the field sobriety tests with us, the officer demonstrated…. using Suzie as our “suspected drunk driver.” (Can you tell where this is going yet?)
In that trying-too-hard, hesitant way that drunk people have used since the dawn of time mistakenly believing it makes them seem sober, Suzie went through the field sobriety test. It was ADORABLE!!!
“Do you have any physical defects?” <– actual question the officer asked Suzie
After flunking the tests (she did about as well as I would have) the officer had Suzie blow into the breathalyzer. You guessed it, legally drunk! 😉
I know the lesson we were supposed to learn from this is a very serious one, how quickly you can go from sober to legally drunk, even just a couple of glasses of wine with dinner can get you drunk etc… but it was just such a fun set-up that all I could do was giggle. Let me be perfectly clear though, there is no excuse for driving under the influence. That means alcohol, weed, cold medicine, whatever. It’s always a choice to get behind the wheel. If you have enough money to go out to the bar and enjoy some alcoholic beverages but you don’t have enough money to pay for a taxi/uber/lyft home, than you don’t have enough money for a night out. Any excuse you think you have is just you being a selfish, entitled jerk because you are putting other people’s lives at risk. I’m so serious that I have ended friendships over this. (There were other issues, but when I found out about the drunk driving it told me all I needed to know about how that person viewed the world and their place in it.)
I just like this picture because it looks like she’s checking out the officer’s rear end, even though she really wasn’t. (I’m an idiot.)
THERE IS NEVER AN EXCUSE FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE!!!
Okay yelling at you is a pretty lousy way to end this section so please take a moment to enjoy the most adorable story I’ve ever read about driving when you shouldn’t.
This week I was able to ask one officer my question about entertainment media. The answer was another police based reality show like Cops, so I think I’m going to make ‘reality programming’ its own category of answer. I dismissed reality TV as a non-answer when this started, so either it’s the go-to “I don’t care about your question” answer or I was wrong to dismiss it. (Probably the later.)
It’s palm tree time!